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allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game


easterbunnymundlover:

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN


y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..


Well…

Sebastian Stan in The Covenant.

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radikraze:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

Oh shit sonTime for the Disney Cypher

radikraze:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

Oh shit son
Time for the Disney Cypher


tomhazeldine:

Only he would do this to not insult people[x]


alexheberling:

crucialkiss:

When I have a kickback with the Besties.

Maleficent and Hades are totally snarky BFFs and no one will convince me otherwise.

alexheberling:

crucialkiss:

When I have a kickback with the Besties.

Maleficent and Hades are totally snarky BFFs and no one will convince me otherwise.


theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there


overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby



tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door


whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

image


aidumbturner:

It’s funny, how often Fili and Thorin shout KILI in the hobbit.

It’s not going to be funny when one of them shouts it as he dies.

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year