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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS


bevgodsgirls:

This is real.

bevgodsgirls:

This is real.


stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…


sammytalklatintome:

bpm999:

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

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goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 


I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:



Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles


just reblogging this again
oh my god

you were missing some space-ness


somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?




Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 

image

I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:

image

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Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles

image

just reblogging this again

oh my god

you were missing some space-ness

image

somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?

Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD


some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG


parks and rec: a summary 

  • everyone:  andy no
  • april:  andy yes



ms-sugar:

blkdzn:

cosbyykidd:

I laugh like its my first time watching this every time.

i love them so much

picking out undies will never be the same for me…..


thebritishteapot:

akintolove:

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

dude…

I want that on a t-shirt right now

thebritishteapot:

akintolove:

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

dude…

I want that on a t-shirt right now


Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month? 

starkid-nerdfighter:

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

It’s not though because my birthday is missing.


radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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insanity-and-vanity:

me apologizing


kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES