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wilddrawfour:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO


nO

wilddrawfour:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

nO


the-madness-remains:

hunkyhood:

opidiod:

faultinourfantasies:

Confirmation that Hazel was WEARING the shirt Gus wore the day they first met, on the night of the news

NO

And here I am thinking it couldn’t get any worse

This is why they played a song called t-shirt in this scene


stalkingdeerwithhats:

okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin

and George is trying so hard not to cry

and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”

and then he just breaks down sobbing


winterthirst:

chris evans + left boob + text posts aka i’m so sorry


Dad on cultural appropriation. (conversation was in Spanish) 

  • Me:  Hey Dad, I have a question
  • Dad:  Alright, lets see if it's within my reach
  • Me:  What do you think of cultural appropriation?
  • Dad:  what?
  • Me:  Cultural appropriation.
  • Dad:  I think you mean acculturation.
  • Me:  yeah, I do. But I was using the term the Social Justice Morons use.
  • Dad:  It's a necessary part of being human, you can't just keep the one culture all of your life!
  • Me:  So how offended would you be if a bunch of white people started speaking Spanish?
  • Dad:  Offended? I would be glad, at least they speak my language!
  • Me:  What if a white guy made tacos?
  • Dad:  what kind of taco? why would I be offended? Did I invent it and patent it?
  • Me:  Nope, just an ordinary taco made by a white guy.
  • Dad:  Why would I be offended? It would like a German guy getting offended because I grilled a hamburger
  • Me:  Well, because it's a Mexican food, it was discovered and is integral to Mexican culture. What if a white person doesn't respect the history of the taco.
  • Dad:  When the woman who first created a taco did that, did the Angels descend from heaven with a deed and a copyright form signed by God informing us that only Mexicans can make it?
  • Me:  Nope. It's just a taco.
  • Dad:  Precisely, it's a taco, eat it. I would actually be happy for that white guy, tacos are pretty good.
  • Me:  What if Tyler wanted to celebrate El Dia de Los Muertos? On his own?
  • Dad:  Tell him to pace himself the skulls are made of pure sugar.
  • Me:  What if he wanted to celebrate El Dia de la Independencia?
  • Dad:  Culture is not something handed to you by God to protect and nurse, it's just something that happens to you, and when you think you have it figured out, it changes. That's what cultures do. They change. You know what these people are trying to do, right?
  • Me:  Yeah,
  • Dad:  They want us all to hate each other and not speak to each other. They want us Mexicans in Mexico, Afro-Americans in Africa, Asians in Asia and none of us talking or being nice to each other. With no resources, no trade, no rights, and only the one language that only we're allowed to speak so that we can't communicate with anyone outside. And that's after they'd kill off all the white people. They're like the KKK, if the KKK didn't have balls.
  • Me:  I arrived at the same conclusion.
  • Dad:  Make yourself a coffee.
  • Dad:  
  • Dad:  Just be sure it's Mexican *laughs*

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states




feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME


mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…


princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay


hicstreme:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

I want to know the story behind this

hicstreme:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

I want to know the story behind this


mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink