pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
this fucked me up
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away
guys benedict cumberbatch has the third most ‘social mentions’ from all the people in the oscars AND HE WASN’T EVEN NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING.
I’ve never been so proud.
Extraterrestrial sighted as it descends from its spaceship at the 2014 Oscars
The thing I like most about this is Bono’s deadpan expression.
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
It seriously took me like thirty seconds
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE