“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
Oh shit son
Time for the Disney Cypher
When I have a kickback with the Besties.
Maleficent and Hades are totally snarky BFFs and no one will convince me otherwise.
i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing
damn that’s some good ass sex right there
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
Oh my god, Motivational Joffrey
*sigh* thanks. I needed that, Joff.
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door
how do you get a nice body without moving
It’s funny, how often Fili and Thorin shout KILI in the hobbit.
It’s not going to be funny when one of them shouts it as he dies.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year